Home
the Dude's Journal [entries|friends|calendar]
the Dude

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

pacifism, man. [02 Oct 2001|04:37pm]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | willie nelson: on the road again ]

This is a bummer, man. It's a bummer. When it happened I was rolling a j over at Walter's. Cynthia had just come by to pick up the fuckin pomeranian. My nerves were shot from her being there, then this crazy shit happens. I ended up passing it around, you know? Everyone wanted a toke when they saw that shit on tv.

This aggression will not stand, man. But new shit has come to light, and they are working on it. Fuckin A.

I'm a little worried about Walter. I think he's going to try to join up again, even though they already told him he's not fit to be in the military anymore. He's been carrying that fuckin piece around everywhere we go, yelling about "those fucking sandmen." I always hope our opponents aren't offended by him, but they usually are. Everything always has to be such a fuckin travesty with him around.

The Dude is tired of all this aggression, man. I'm gonna go roll another j.

7 comments|post comment

far out... [24 Aug 2001|11:02am]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | the cry of the whales, man. ]

Hey man, I don't make the rules. The dude just abides.

4 comments|post comment

imposters, man [08 Aug 2001|01:01am]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | bob dylan: the man in me ]

So someone has been going around impersonating the dude, man. There is actually another Jeffrey Lebowski. Maybe this guy is the one the carpet pissers are looking for. I mean that girl has to have kidnapped herself--even Walter thinks so.

All of this stress is affecting my game. I'm going to smoke a j, maybe take a bath.

8 comments|post comment

music and meaning, man. [06 Aug 2001|09:29pm]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | metallica: nothing else matters ]

So like...I'm trying to get used to this new pop explosion on Mtv thing, man. Everything is all about money and appearance. Music has lost its meaning. And so much violence. This aggression will not stand, man. New shit has got to come to light. Not that I mind all of that ass wiggling goin on...I can dig that. Britney Spears and all. Fuckin a.

I'm gonna go do a j before league play. Walter's running late. I hope he's not bringing Cynthia's goddamned pomeranian to practice again.

6 comments|post comment

the female form, man. [28 May 2001|09:02pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | tom petty and the heartbreakers: free fallin ]

So I went to meet Lebowski's daughter...Maude, or whatever. The whole situation was far out. She was flying from a trapeze, naked...throwing paint at a giant canvas. She said it was like the female form and asked me if I enjoyed coitus.

Coitus?

I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about at first. Anyway, it turns out that Bunny has not really been kidnapped at all, but is a porn star with that fuckin nihilist. That whole scene must be exhausting.

Fuckin a, I am late for league play, and I've got to do a j. If Walter pulls his piece out on the lanes again that fucking Quintana creep is going to smoke us.

2 comments|post comment

fuck an A, man [11 May 2001|03:16pm]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | the cry of the whales Vol. 1 ]

So Lebowski hauls me in to his...you know, mansion or whatever...and says that he thinks the carpet pissers took his wife, Bunny. So he gave the Dude a beeper and now I'm supposed to go and drop some money off for them. I guess to like, pay them off or whatever. Fuck an A, I had to roll a j right there while he was telling me this, just to keep my mind...you know...limber.

Anyway, I told him that he could forget it if it was in the middle of league play. I dread telling Walter...everything has to be such a fuckin travesty with him these days. He'll find some goddamned way to link it to 'nam.

post comment

far out, man [09 May 2001|05:27pm]
[ music | creedence clearwater revival -- down on the corner ]

man, some chinaman peed on my rug ... and it, you know... SO tied the room together.

and on league night too... bummer.

13 comments|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]

Advertisement